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FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
people who can eternally fuck themselves:
- metatron
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and metatron
you forgot metatron
hey what about metatron
yeah that’s a nice long list you got there going, but did you consider metatron
i know you put a lot of effort into making this list, but i can’t believe you forgot to add metatron
I expected metatron to be on here.
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything

made rebloggable by request
I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
next person who reblogs this is getting shot
shoot me
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
but guys
the next time we see Doctor Who credits Billie and David’s name will be on them.
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
i have just been informed on this




