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3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 47,309 notes

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

YOU PRECIOUS. FUCKING. ANGEL.

(via flatbear)

3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 36,614 notes

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

11 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 60,922 notes

franson:

talk dirty to me

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11 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 13,624 notes

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

17 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 182,592 notes
nbchannibal:

meganmachine:

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

nbchannibal:

meganmachine:

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

17 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 7,043 notes

grannger:

Hi lovely people of tumblr. Here is the deal, I wanna be able to promo my wonderful followers, get a chance to meet new people, and what not so this is for all of you.

  • PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST, likes will not count.
  • I’m going to check out every blog, probably follow back most of you!
17 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 3 notes

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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17 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 112,584 notes

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 112,160 notes
miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 118,544 notes
usnews:

How much does your family plan to spend on prom? Check out the averages from across the U.S.

usnews:

How much does your family plan to spend on prom? Check out the averages from across the U.S.

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 18 notes
I wanted to become something that was outside of the paradigms of expectation of the people in power.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson on why there aren’t more black scientists

Follow policymic

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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 121 notes
kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 17,063 notes

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 95,675 notes

with bobby and kevin dead sam asks cas to man the phones

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 40,811 notes