spn, dw, sherlock, merlin, firefly, hannibal, kpop, funny stuff, cool stuff, intelligent stuff, debate stuff.
i sit at home and laugh at myself; i also, on occasion, travel the world.
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i wanna take will graham fishing on a lake of cotton candy, in an boat full of little pups and kiss him on the nose
hannibal you literal piece of shit
that is going to taste horrible
when none of ur internet friends are online
seems like my spanish
I speak spanish fluently and I can confirm this is 100% correct.
Will Graham totally out fake crying Hannibal
Mr. Hammond, I think we’re back in business!
made a dumb comic about a dumb thing I did today…
the receptionist helped me and then laughed at me, I deserved that
Shailene Woodley, InStyle Magazine.
this makes me laugh so hard for some reason
i love how this is so serious but then sharpie face
The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.
EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers